The irony in this title is something that makes me chuckle, yet it is one hundred percent true. My lovely friend Susan decided this summer to eat cookies rather than certain fruits (hope you guys got the subliminal message). Well, we all accepted it and were happy that she found that special someone that made her smile. The thing with this scenario was that as soon as she decided to stop going for guys, it was as if every guy possible decided to hit on her. My friends at the beginning thought it was just the same guys that usually hit on her but oh they were so wrong. There was a line of suitors at her door waiting to take her hand. There were the hot douche guys, the nice average joes, and the intellectually advance who need a little help in the attractive department. Yet, she was not interested because she was already taken. My friends and I at the beginning were a tad bit jealous and annoyed that the girl who doesn’t even like guys had our dream ones at her door. Though, it made me think. Besides her being the most attractive of our little clique, she was the most social. The reason she was desired by so many was because she opened up to the world. She has the ability to become friends with anyone. Not only did she let the world bring her new friends but she radiates this confidence that fills a whole room. There is nothing sexier than a confident woman. If a woman has the confidence in herself, you better bet she’s out to conquer the world. In the long run, it didn’t matter that she was lesbian or straight. What mattered was that she was doing something that none of us were doing. She was being confident, social, and not giving two fucks about anything the world told her. Though our beloved Susan gets herself into trouble every two seconds, she in the long run has no regrets because she has done everything she desires. This is one thing that appeals to guys. Who wouldn’t want a confident girl by his side?
In the twisted world I consider high school, there has to be this unwritten agreement for relationships. You may be confused as to what the heck I am referring to but let me explain. During random months of the year, I SWEAR that everyone out of the blues has a boyfriend or a girlfriend. Usually I walk the hallways and I occasionally spot a couple holding hands or smooching in the corner. It’s all fine and dandy. But what is not fine and dandy is these random months were EVERYONE is holding hands and making out in any available corner. I don’t know how else to explain it. There has to be a compromise where everyone decides to be a couple. I feel like that fat kid who gets picked last during P.E. for kickball teams. I’m just an outcast in this game of high school flings.
During these several months, school becomes intolerable. Now you may think I am being melodramatic but its true. The corridors of school become an obstacle course. During those few minutes of transition I have to swerve my way around slug like couples that take 1,000 years to walk two feet. Not to mention, everyone appears to be holding flowers that just whack you in the face. Oh, and I can’t forget those four little words that everyone seems to repeat every five seconds: “I love you babe”. Now I don’t mean to sound like the Grinch of Love but someone really needs to stop the madness. There is only so much lovey dovey stuff a girl can take before getting sick to her stomach. So if there is such thing as the unwritten relationship contract, I suggest we add a clause where it modifies the “everyone grab a partner and start dating so all the forever alone kids can feel even more forever alone”. Just remember in the long run the forever alone kids need there love too.
Public Display of Affection is one thing that everyone has witness. This ranges from a simple holding of hands action to the sucking of faces action. Now, I am not a bitter cat lady who detests young love but people please leave all the PDA at home! Children these days have taken PDA to extremes. I don’t understand why, but now if you’re not PDAing then you’re not cool enough. Trust me though, PDAing isn’t cute. It seems desperate because one is trying to demonstrate to the world that you have company. Showing affection to the beloved is genuinely sweet and adorable, yet somehow people can make it completely gross and disturbing. These are two scenarios to get the point across. Imagine you’re walking down the street and you see this young and in love couple holding hands. Suddenly he stops and she looks back at him confuse but he pulls her in closer to him and gives her a kiss on the forehead. Next scenario: you’re walking down the street and you see another young and in love couple but this time the guy has his hand on her ass (totally uncalled for) and then he stops pulls her in and they start having a full on make-out session. Both cases deal with PDA but one melts your heart and the other makes you want to barf breakfast. Now, for all means I don’t want for people to become robots in public because they don’t want to show affection to that special someone but there are ways to show it. With that, please leave the slobbery make out sessions for a room. The world does not want to see how the other person gropes you or what kind of kinky stuff you’re into. If you’re doing something that you wouldn’t want your parents or even worst grandparents to see, then the whole world does not want to see it either. Next time you’re about to PDA in public keep these few words in mind as reference. XoXo
In my eyes sex, as corny as it sounds, should have a meaning behind it. It should be something special. When one is “making love”, he or she is stripping their clothes and is left with nothing on. He or she is at the most vulnerable stage. He or she is showing the other person the scar that was left from falling of a bike or the birthmark on the right butt cheek. That person is seeing all the insecurities and flaws. That person is seeing everything you try to hide with clothes on a daily basis. There is also the connection between two people when they are inside of each other. It’s just mind blowing. Someone being inside of you and you two having a connection because that’s the closest you’ll ever be with a person is like no other. It’s as if the two souls unite and become one identity. But that essence in this society has vanished. Now sex has just become something everyone does with anything. Girls are allowing themselves to have more guys inside of them than Best Buy on black Friday and guys are just taking advantage of this opportunity. Now, I know some use a one night stands to get over an ex but how many one night stand does a woman or man need? Like after three you should not be having sex my friend, you should be calling a therapist cause you need some help. All I am saying is, if this trend of girls hooking up with any guy that pays a pint of attention to them continues then one: chilvary will most likely die since men won’t have to work for the cookie and two: there is going to be a lot of vagina rejuvenation from all the women being so loose!
Sexy vs Slutty
Society has these two terms confuse. Sexy is definitely not the same as slutty, yet when one is dressing to go out it seems that the sexy outfit turns slutty. There is nothing wrong with trying to be sexy. It’s actually good to spice it up. Anyone can spot a woman who feels sexy in what she is wearing from across the room. She is radiating with confidence. She is strutting her stuff and looking fierce in the process. Pretty much she’s pulling a Beyonce a.k.a. Sasha Feirce. But the problem now a day is that there is a fine line from being sexy and turning slutty. A sexy woman does not have to reveal every inch possible of skin. There is really no need to show cleavage and ass to be looking “hot”. There are classy ways to show off a little something something and not look like a cheap end hooker. Black leather short shorts with red strap on heels with a white flowy button down would be a divine outfit. But this outfit could either be a hit or miss if the shorts are too short. If your ass cheeks are hanging out my friend then it is too short! Please get a bigger size because no one needs to be seeing the lily pad. That type of flower does not need sun light to bloom.
Now, you’re probably wondering what we don’t say enough. We don’t say, “I love you” “Thank you” “I appreciate you” enough. We don’t show others how much they mean to us. We just take them for granted. We expect them to read our minds. Now, parents know we love them because they’re our parents but we should still say kind words to them for no apparent reason. You never know when time strikes and you don’t have the chance to say it anymore. Recently, an acquaintance of mine lost his life and it really made me think. Just the other day I was talking to him about AP Gov and now I will never see him again. Who would have thought that such a hard working student would not even see the day of his high school graduation. With this, it made me realize that I don’t know how long the people I love have. I don’t know if life will be unfair and just take them away from me. This is why we should all take at least two seconds and send an “I love you” message to someone who we truly cherish. I prefer to be the person that said “I love you” too much than be the person who doesn’t say it enough. In the long run, you don’t want to regret missing out on saying something. Simple words can make the biggest impact on society. As I leave you with this, the only thing I ask is please keep in mind or in your prayers everyone that has been affected.
Fornication, Sex, intercourse, doing the nasty. All these names are just some of the many that this one act has. It is mind blowing to think how far this action has come as time passed. Sex when our grandparents or even great-grandparents were kids was taboo. No one talked about it. It was just an action that happened between man and woman. Then, time went on to our parents’ era where sex was relatively “talked” about. Though, it dealt mostly with it being wrong. It wasn’t supposed to happen. Its only purpose was for procreation. Parents told their daughters that if she did the hanky panky before marriage, then they would know by her walk. Apparently back then having relations with a boy for the first time changed the way a girl walks…. But now, sex is out in the open. It’s on our tvs, video games, magazines, and anywhere we look. It has become so stereotypical that even little twats who don’t have pubic hair are doing it! Where did it take a turn? When did it become a norm? Now I don’t want for sex to be taboo like in the olden days, but when did our society let this act become something vulgar? When did we make it acceptable for children? How did it go from one extreme to the other?
Greetings lovelies! Now most of you may know what I am going to write about due to the title. If you were thinking it involved a man’s genitalia and a woman’s (or man’s) mouth, then ding ding ding you are correct! Now I have a little story for you. My beloved friend Lau decided that one day she was going to do something extra nice for a guy name Mau. They were at his dorm and she gave him a blow job. Being in college and doing this seems to be completely fine. The tiny problem with this situation though, is that the next morning our little Lau woke up with strep… Now, do any of you guys know how she got it? If you’re thinking she got it from doing that favor for Mau then you are correct again! See apparently Mau hadn’t cleaned little Mau too well. Lau not knowing this blew him and ended with strep… See the problem there? It was all because of that job that she did. But by no means am I saying to not blow a guy. In fact, if you do something nice for him he should be a gentleman and return the favor, if you know what I mean. What I am saying with this little story, is that girls you better take action and as awkward and embarrassing as it sound you better make sure that little “D” is clean before you go on sucking it like it’s a lollipop. And guys, to save a girl the hassle of asking, just clean little “D” correctly! If she blows you and then makes out with you, you will end up with strep too. So moral of the story, if you are going to do something involving mouth and genitalia, make sure it is sanitize and clean! No one wants to have strep.
Now, the title is a little egocentric but let me explain. I had this little fling with a boy that I really really liked. I have never actually liked a guy in such manner. Not to mention, since I am fairly new to the game, I was and am not too sure on how to play. Well, the problem with this was that such boy didn’t really reciprocate feelings. Or at least I felt that he wasn’t demonstrating if he had an interest in me. At the beginning it wasn’t too bad. He would text me and he would come over and we would hang out. Not a big deal. But during one of those hang out sessions, right before he left, I asked him what the heck was going on between us. I just wanted to know if this was a random hook up or was this headed towards something. I just wanted to know whether or not I should invest feelings on this boy. All I wanted to know was if he was going to like me or I was just a toy for him. He left without answering my question, saying he would text me in the morning with an answer. Surprise, surprise he didn’t. Well, I did care that he didn’t reply but I tried to overlook it because I thought he was worth it. Somehow we kept talking but it always started with me texting first. Yet, he seemed to say the sweetest things to reply and then poof no reply…. After a while, I got sick of it. Still am sick of it. If this is a game that he thinks is going to make me like him or something, it is really doing the opposite for him. I hate the I won’t reply to make her wonder where I am or the I’ll make her wait for my reply and that shit guys play. No No No… This is a stupid myth. This only makes a guy seem like a dickwad rather than a real man. A real man doesn’t leave a woman waiting. A real man treats a woman like she’s a queen. When she is given such affection, trust me she will reciprocate and make the time and effort worth it. The point is, I am too good for him. If he is not willing to put the effort then that demonstrate he is still a child. He will play me rather than love me. To generalize, if he is not putting in the work, then dump his sorry ass. He is wasting your time of being with a real man.
Today’s topic is woman’s orgasm. It’s definitely a random one and one that I do not know anything about but hey, lets give it a try. There are three type of woman orgasm (in my perspective). Now how is that possible? Well a woman can get an orgasm from self-pleasuring, intercourse with a man, and then intercourse with a woman. These are three different types because they deal with three different methods. When a woman is self-pleasuring herself she is only having contact with a vibrator. Yes, she is getting the lily pad watered but there is no passion behind it. This is for my ladies who have no man to do the gardening. This is for my ladies who are feeling lonely. This method is completely fine, but the orgasm is just an orgasm. Then there is the orgasm with man. Here there is hopefully a connection. Or if not, hopefully he’s just really good in bed and makes you see stars when he gets inside. But one thing is that is irking me is that due to this method, most women don’t even reach the ecstasy point. Everyone knows that men reach that pleasure point much faster than women. So when this situation comes, do men wait for women to reach her peak or does he pull out when he is satisfied? From what I understand, most men just pull out as soon as they are done, which in my perspective is selfish. This way, women don’t get any real pleasure out of sex… But either way, the last orgasm is the one between woman and woman. Here I am out of my element since I am not in a lesbian relationship, but my friend Maria who has been in one for two years said that her and her partner both reach the pleasure point at the same time. She is the one that made me question the woman orgasm when she raised the question of: Do men wait for women to reach her pleasure point? Well, there is a question for you to ponder about whenever. Xoxo.
The friendship clique that I am in has made me realize something about friendship. If you don’t turn a little lesbian, then you truly aren’t friends. Once you girls have a little touchy touchy then you can say there is absolutely no boundaries and that you are truly friends. Of course I haven’t had sex or like seen their vaginas but we have had some action… especially on my birthday. APK has taken showers together multiple times (we are wearing swimsuits, there is absolutely no naked action going on). We have also played risky truth or dare which involved: giving a banana head, strip tease, skinny-dipping, pole dancing, and streaking. Not to mention for this session we were completely sober. But on my birthday, that’s when we all turned lesbian. The alcohol kept coming and who knows after how many shots, I gave a peck Kaley, Lauren, and Bethany…. Whoops. Oh, not to mention Lauren gave me a hickey. Try explaining to your family how you got a hickey from a friend…. Well these are just some of our lesbian adventures. But the point is, there is nothing wrong with being a little lesbian. It is good for the friendship. It shows them that you love them to that extend. It’s especially good when all the friends are single and feeling lonely. When there is no man present, one uses the best friend to compensate.
Once again, here is another post about Mister Mint. He is the first boy I actually kissed. I had my slutty phase in 6th grade were I played spin the bottle and gave pecks to boys in the lips and then there were the drunken nights with friends were we would give pecks to each other, but Mister Mint was my first make out session kiss. I was so nervous. I just kept giggling. He already knew I had never kissed anyone before so that made me less nervous but it was still bad. We were on the couch cuddling watching a movie. We kept just glancing at each other and smirking. He would once in a while kiss my forehead or my cheek but never the lips. Until… I turn my head and looked at him straight in the eyes and BAM…. We leaned into each other and kissed. Now I wish I could say that I knew what I was doing but I would be completely lying. After like a second I just awkwardly giggle. He stopped kissing me and went to watch the movie. Being that I wanted to kiss him, I told him that I didn’t know what I was doing but I like being good at things so he should teach me and never the least, he did. This is when then things got juicy and we started to kiss. Of course I was still self-conscious cause I didn’t know what I was doing, my parents were in the house, and I am just an awkward human. Well my first kiss was awkward yet amazing and ugh something I will never want to forget. Even though I just want to hate Mister Mint, I’m glad he was my first kiss….